"and 100 more" (nth256)
12/07/2016 at 21:44 • Filed to: None
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"and 100 more" (nth256)
12/07/2016 at 21:44 • Filed to: None | 3
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I’m not a terribly spiritual person, it’s just not my bag. But if you believe in Jesus, cool. If you think Santa is real, more power to ya. But let’s get some facts straight:
1. Jesus was black.
2. Christmas is adapted from a pagan holiday.
3. PENGUINS DO NOT LIVE AT THE NORTH POLE.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
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12/07/2016 at 21:48 |
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Worse yet, penguins do not possess the mechanical skills to knit scarfs and hats!
Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
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12/07/2016 at 21:48 |
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LOL
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
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12/07/2016 at 21:51 |
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Bah, facts.
wiffleballtony
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12/07/2016 at 22:06 |
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ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
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12/07/2016 at 22:06 |
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Jesus was brown, being from the Middle East and all. Not from Africa, so not black.
In either case, the majority of so-called christians would tell him to back to his own country should he magically appear today.
I stopped going to church years ago because it stopped looking and acting like what I was taught from the Bible. Honestly, most Atheists have a better grasp of how to act in a Christ-like manner than what I see the majority of the church doing right now.
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
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12/07/2016 at 22:10 |
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I wouldn’t say he was black, but I would say most southerners would report him to the INS.
gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/07/2016 at 22:11 |
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You take that back!
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
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12/07/2016 at 22:12 |
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Well they’re going to invade when the polar bears go extinct.
HammerheadFistpunch
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12/07/2016 at 22:13 |
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1. Jesus was Judean, which likely meant pale olive skin.
2. 4th century Christianity picked dec 25th as the day of Christs birth, and the celebration that we know today is a blend of Christian and non Christian themes.
3. Maybe they are great auks not penguins...penguin like birds hunted to extinction in the 19th century that lived in the arctic circle in and around the north pole region
Patrick Nichols
> HammerheadFistpunch
12/07/2016 at 22:15 |
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Are we sure they’re extinct? Has anyone checked the attic?
/pedantic
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gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee
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12/07/2016 at 22:17 |
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I don’t know if you’re being entirely serious here so I won’t get into it with the go ahead, but point 1 is probably wrong and point 2 is definitely wrong (and I can disprove them if you want) and 3. MY PENGUINS LIVE WHERE THEY WANT, BITCH!
Really I don’t give a rat’s ass what you think... But you’re wrong... On the Internet... And I won’t be able to sleep.
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HammerheadFistpunch
> Patrick Nichols
12/07/2016 at 22:25 |
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phones...in any case, the attic is the most likely place you might find one, as they were mainly killed for their down for use in pillows.
Matt Nichelson
> wiffleballtony
12/07/2016 at 22:27 |
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The last thing I remember last night before I fell asleep was hearing that scene on Home Alone 2 while my wife was watching it. Good times.
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HammerheadFistpunch
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/07/2016 at 22:29 |
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its was probably a donation by penguins unlimited
d15b
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/07/2016 at 22:31 |
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*INSERT INAPPROPRIATE ROFLS HERE*
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> HammerheadFistpunch
12/07/2016 at 22:32 |
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I don’t have time for your Pro-Penguin propaganda
BIGBLOCK472 - wide and bizarre
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/07/2016 at 23:06 |
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STFU
random001
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12/08/2016 at 06:34 |
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petebmwm
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12/08/2016 at 08:33 |
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wiffleballtony
> Matt Nichelson
12/08/2016 at 09:13 |
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It’s a tradition to watch that around the holidays. That and Diehard.
NJAnon
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12/08/2016 at 11:47 |
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what are you trying to say nth256? :P penguins aren’t living there yet...